the first ever human to conceptualize a computer was a norse farmer named Eðelgarþ Gusvarþ who had a brief moment of supernatural foresight and imagined a large picture frame you would stare into while using a rock to scroll through pictures of oats. he experienced this thought for only eight seconds until he was instantly killed by an errant farming sickle
Fight organiser: “So it’s seven against one?”
Bard: *makes frantic ‘I’m not with these guys’ gestures*
FO: (sounding worryingly happy) “So it’s six against one?”
